Megan at Tiny Industries.

H.B.J.T.

I had a birthday and got lots of good things.
My friends from Chicago sent me a Fart bomb, 2 books, WWF airfresheners, a dinosaur toy, and a pillow that I really enjoy. My parents got me $100 that I will spend on new shoes. My brother, Miki, Rhoda, and Bridget got me a voucher for a ride on a Hot Air Balloon!! THey are gonna come and watch as I sail off into the sky with a bunch of strangers. Afterwords, there is assorted food including cheese and finger meat. ALso, they got me a coupon for the LA GUn Club. I always wanted to fire a gun, and NOW I CAN!! Anne sent me a beautiful card that was intended for a black person. I got 10000000 msypace messages.

On my birthday, I drove home from San Diego where i went for job interview to teach in Japan. Andy made dinner. There were photographs of ballons all around the house. It was really good. Then people sat around. Miki came home with a bag of records she found in an alley so we danced until like 1:30. I had a nice time.

Yesterday we went and saw Piano Spheres at Disney Center. Vicki Ray was there and some guy wearing a pink blouse. Most of the music was really good. We saw this guy with red hair who performed on Steve Reich night. He sat in front of us. We also saw this 60 year old man wearing black shorts, black shirt, and a black hat. Also, Terry RIley was there adn he looked amazing. Harmonium is playing this weekend. I think I might go on Sunday. Meet me there.

THIS WAS FROM LAST WEEKEND

More Nelly

What it do baby
Its da ice man paul wall
I got my mouth lookin somethin like a disco ball
I got da diamonds and da ice all hand set
I might cause a cold front if i take a deep breath
My teeth gleaming like im chewin on aluminum foil
Smilin showin off my diamonds sippin on some Potin Oil I put my money where my mouth is and bought a grill
20 karats 30 stacks let em know im so fo real
My motivation is the 30 pointers V VS the furniture my mouth
piece simply symbolize success
I got da wrist wear and neck wear dats captivatin
But its my smile dat got these on-lookers spectatin
My mouth piece simply certified a total package
Open up my mouth and you see mo karats than a salad
My teeth are mind blowin givin everybody chillz
Call me George Foreman cuz im sellin everybody grillz

Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
Let me see ya grill
(Let cha see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Rob da jewelry store and tell em make me a grill)
Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
I want to see your grill
(You wanna see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Had a whole top diamond and da bottom ROSE gold)

Gipp got dem yellows, got dem purples, got dem reds
Lights gon hit it and make you woozie in ya head
You can catch me in my 2 short drop
Mouth got colors like a fruit loop box

Dis what it do in da Lou
Ice grill country grammar
Where da hustlas move bricks
and da gangsta's bang hamma's
Where i got em you can spot em
On da top in da bottom
Gotta bill in my mouth like im Hillary Rodham


I ain't dissin no body but lets bring it to da lite(cause)
Gipp was da first wit my mouth bright white
Yeah deez hos can't focus cuz they eyesight blurry
Tippin on some 4's you can see my mouth jewelry


I got fo different sets its a fabolous thang
1 white, 1 yellow, like Fabolous chains
and the other set's the same, got my name in the mold

(Had a whole top diamond and da bottom rose gold)

Boy how'd you get your grill that way and
How much did you pay
Every time i see you
Tha first thing im gon say hey.....

Nelly said it best:

I'ma sucka for corn rows and manicured toes
Fendi capri pants and Parasuco's
High saddity and city, with one or two clothes
I'm draftin 'em outta high school straight into the pros
Who knows? I know!
And I love it when you make your knees touch your elbows
And break it down low to the flo', and there you go
Now throw it on me slow
And everytime I +Busta Rhyme+, baby "Gimme Some Mo'"
You say you like that, when I hit it from behind
And I'll be right back; yeah that's my very next line
I use it - time after time, when I'm speakin my mind
It's no matter if I'm shootin game to a pigeon or dime
I ask her, "Who dat is, talkin that shit about the 'tics?"
Somebody probably jealous cause they bitch got hit
But ain't nobody else droppin shit like this
Should we apologize? Nah fuck 'em, just leave 'em pissed, HEY!


Andele andele mami, E.I. E.I.
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What's poppin tonight?
Andele andele mami, E.I. E.I.
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! If the head right, Nelly there ery'night


We can gamble to the break of dawn, nigga
Money long, nigga
Pass up the skirt to talk to the thong, nigga
Some say I'm wrong, but fuck it I'm grown, nigga
If you ain't bout money then best be gone, nigga
I'm flashy (uh) double takes when you walk past me
Nasty, don't be scared boo, go 'head and ask me
I drive fastly, call me Jeff Gord-on
In the black SS with the naviga-tion
See the joint blaz-on, somethin smells amaz-on
I got a chick rollin up, half black and asi-an
Another one pag-in, tellin me to come home
Her husband on vacation and left her home alone
I used the V-12, powers; weight loss, powers
From +Phat Farm+ to +Iceberg Slim+ in one shower
Get a room in Trump Towers just to hit the P hours
Kicked the bitch up out the room cause she used the word ours, HEY!

Aiyyo I smash-mouth a whole ounce, of that sticky
Wash my hands under a gold spout, when feelin icky
Let go off in a ho's mouth, I ain't picky
Start frontin when the shows out - whatchu mean?!
Twenty inches when they roll ouuuuuuut - come and get me
Big faces when they fold ouuuuuuut - is you wit me?
Don't make me pull that fo'-fo' ouuuuuuut
I keep it closer when the dough ouuuuuuut
Then I slide up in the Escalade
Me and E gettin solid like the Ice Capades
And me and Heezy - frosty, Roger the Rabbit and Bugsy
You understand me, wrapped wrists like mummies
If you compare me to your local grocery
Then you'll see I got more carrots/karats than "Aisle D"
More bread than "Aisle G", then bag and scan me
+Sure+ like +Al B.+, meet the 'tics in Maui, HEY!

St. Louis y'all, uh, uh
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Uh, can you feel that?
Lunatics y'all, uh, uh
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Uh, uh, Uncle Phil up above y'all, uh, uh
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yell it universal y'all, uh, uh
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Uh, uh, chillin chillin chillin with the crew y'all

This is for Jessica. She has my phone number, now.

OH yeah, and Sunday I went to the gym to combat the 1000 onion rings I ate on Saturday night. Then Miki took me to Circue du Soleil for my B day. It was way better than the one I saw in Las Vegas. I think it was Ka. It was a lot of acrobatics and soem fresh comedy, mostly delivered by mime-types. We then went on Queen Mary.. It is radical on there. Mostly everything was closed food-wise so we ended up getting a cup of peanuts and pretzels from some bar. Elvis performs on Friday nights I guess, and not on Sunday night.

Also I went for lunch at El Pollo Loco and i got a number 7 whichi s a burrito, a drink and a side item. I got my drink but it was gonna take a few minutes for them to make the toher stuff so i got a pink lemonade and sat down at a booth.. some homeless guy walked up to me and was like "hey man, do you have any change that i have cause.. o wait, you're in the same boat i'm in." then he walked away.. aparently i look homeless.

Friday was pretty alright. I worked a bunch on some shirts and then Joy had some friends over. We played pictionary. Larry the Cable guy was on tv.
Saturday was totally aweome. I work more on some shirts then we went and saw LA Phil played Variations for Winds, Strings, and Keyboards, Three movements for Orchesra, and Tehillim. Tehillim was super wicked mostly because of the vocals. Synergy Vocals wore all glittery tops but hit the high notes just fine. We then went to this party at Paramount that Joy invited us to because she organizes old games and collectibles for Danny Elfman's agent. It was super sick. There was free games, those 2 wheeled machines that doofusses ride on the beach, free In and Out, Hotdog on a stick, free caricatures, dancing, back rubs, skee-ball, a red carpet entracne where fake photographers yell and scream at you (we missed that part). Also, Tarzan took a picture of Joy and I.

Literati & Jessica

commission.

Today at work I had to arm wrestle my boss. He won, so he got to shove down the stairs.

chimney, painting squares on some shirts, ect.

getting out of a car never looked so good.

my post: one time my friend danielle was telling me about how she was going out one time and her roommate was making chili when she was leaving.. when danielle got home it was like 1am or 2am and the chili pot was still sitting there and it lookked sort of full so danielle had a couple spoonsfulls out of the pot. the next day, danielle told her roommmate how good athe chili was. her roommate was like "danielle, all the chili was gone" and then danielle said "no way, when i got home there was still a lot left in the pot" and then her roommmate told her that it was just water she poured in there to get all the gunk off the bottom of the pot.

somebody else's post:My boy is comming home tomorrow!! I made it! Its been a rough 12 days but it looks like im going to make it through. Ive been trying to keep my self as busy as i can. Ive been going to work and TKD and chlin with Jenett and Mckenna and Marie and marco... Thanks guys i needed the company! Ok well im watching Idol and cleaning up for my boy. Ill blogg tomorrow if i have time.

THESE JOY PHOTOS ARE FOR HOSTING PURPOSES ONLY. tons of creeps write her on myspace so she needs some place to put the photos that she steals off their site and alters with either her head or a head of another person.


Well, this weekend I drove to San Diego on Saturday. I first stopped at Borona Valley Ranch and cashed my $15 coupon and $10 coupon for cash. It lasted 2 seconds so i played some and won and then lost so i left penniless. Actually I had around $16 that I would later use at Jack in the Box. I drove and called Super 8 but they were out of rooms cause of something. So i found this place called Value Inn. It was rather inexpensive but it required staying in Natinoal City. When I was checking in I heard a loud metronome and it was actually across the street at a football field .. A drum line was practicinng outside. So I walked by 20 trucks parked on the side of the road adn went and watched them until 10pm. I coudln't make any sense out of what htey were doing.

So I got up at 8 am the next morning and went to my sale in San Diego. I sold a lot of stuff and made over 20% more $$ than l ast time. I saw familiar faces and not so familiar faces. I packed up and left at 6pm. I stopped at Denny's for dinner. I was starving so i got soup salad AND a sandwich. I wanted to count my money in Denny's b ut i didn't. My favorite part of the weekend came when i overheard the people behidn me order. He *hustand* had the mini burger appetizer speicial which comes with oversized onion rings and the lady *wife* had steak. it came with two sides.. she asked what sides they had.. the waitress rattled off 1000000 sides.. she said she wanted both of her sides to be green beans which i thought was interesting. with all those options she wanted both of them to be the same. kudos to her.

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I finally got FALL06 stuff up. Look at my website : wooden mustache

Heading to San Diego today.

Brenda just licked the window.

Today Anne, Daniel, and I went to the St. Patricks day parade. We saw maybe 50 people total watching the parade. It was sad, short, and great. Our favorite parts were the fire engine with the briefcase on the back, the marching bands, and the construction equipment. One guy was taking all kinds of photos so we asked him to mail us some. We didn't have any paper so anne just gave him one of her checks with her address on it. She voided it out but i told him to make it for .01 $. We dropped off a jacket at Tony's place and on the way to the thrift store i accidentally spilled some beans about Jonah so Daniel adn Anne got in a fight. We did a U turn at the McDonald's on Alvarado and I got dropped off at my place.

It all started at 1pm. Anne came over with half a cookie. It started out a full cookie gift but a car ride and a hungry stomach turned it into half a one. So i ate that.

Next we loaded up two bikes, a music stand, and two chairs into my car. Also a rack which i will describe in depth later. I Ben-ed it down the dryway (I'll exlain that at a later date). We first went to have the rack welded on San Fernando in Glendale. Nobody was there. So we went next door and some lady got the owner. He was missing two bottom teeth but managed to weld my rack as we played music in his shop. After we played a bunch of songs we looked over and noticed that the rack had been sitting there and that we could have left 15 minutes earlier. We asked how much and it was and he said $25. We paid and then went to Vons. The lady at the sandwich counter remembered me cause I come in there all the time. Anne and I laughed at the smokestack sandwich and the california dreamin'. i settled for a south sider and her a veggin' out. some guy had imitation slim slaw.

next we went to skid row. we parked at 7th and crocker and talked about that for at least 15 minutes.. Also we saw this guy get pulled over. We later found out it was cause his back taillight was out. BUT IT WASNT he just had it replaced.

OH wait, before we parked at 7th and crocker we drove around skid row. one lady needed cigs so i gave her change. OH!!! this lady was walkign around with what looked like a disposable camera.. so we did a U turn in the middle of 7th or crocker and asked to buy her item.. it was a box of condoms so we had to pass.. anne comented on how nice the lady's purple straw hat was.. the lady IMMEDIATELY SAID "WANT IT??" anne said no.. that would be the first of many mistakes we made today.

so we were looking for a parking spot and sat through a ton of green lights .. mostly people getting in fights, OH the lady we called "weaver" who went by us three or four times.. 80 years old on top, 20 years old on bottom. this one lady had enourmous boobs.. we would later see her smoking in a doorway and then she waved to us.. her boobs were below her waist under this dirty white sweater made from angora.

we parked and got out our bikes.. we had to move the rack to get to the bikes. we rode around and heard only two people comment on how we were out of place.. we came up with a good zinger in case somebody said "youo sure ain't from around here".. we were gonna say, no we're not.. we're from 7th and crocker. there were 10000 seafood stores around.. anne's coat got caught in Miki's bike tire every 10 minutes.. THEN ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE when some cop cars went flyign down teh street at 10000 miles an hour.. we were gonna chase them but they were going in everywhich direction so we decided to just basically chase them for 2 seconds and then ask some guy what happened.. he surprisingly had a lot of information. anne says the guy said it was hit and run.. i don't remember that part.. nobody really talked to us on our bike.

then we went back to the car adn drove it over to 5 dollar parking.. we set up shop at the botom of the subway escalator. we made $7.37 and got an invitation to play at Edgar and Tee's Inglewood bar-b-q on the 4th of july.. most likely, he says, sponsorship is gonna come from Smart and Final and Washington Mutual. Everything is gonna be free including pony rides and bbq. he asked for our phone numbers. we gave them to him.. when we were in the middle of one song we overheard Edgar ask Lee Stoner for her phone number. Lee Stoner wears alot of lavendar and has lavendar stationary. She stood there for at least an hour. She told us it is our mission to bring joy to the world. She is Lee Stoner. She also said we shoudl play in different countries and different subway stations. She did give us $5. We ended our set with Murder She Wrote. I think we talked about L.S. before she was even out of earshot. Anne had 5 missed calls, I had none. We passed a Smart and Final on hte way back home.

SO we had tickets to American Idol reveal show for last night, but apparently they overbooked by about 200. Leslie got there an hour and a half before they suggested and we still were turned away. Brad did manage to guarantee that we will get in another show, though. Maybe not this season. We're figuring he likes rollerblading and spray tans. BTW Brad was the chump with the head set on who gets off by bossing audience members around.
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Anne came over at 3pm. First she was lost on a dirt road in LA she claims.. She says it said Arapahoe on it but was at 18th and Arapahoe and it was a dirt road.. Maybe her Cobalt windows are dirty. Then she got a mug of diet root beer. and we played scrabble with John. The added twist was that the winner got their name carved in a pumpkin. Play began with wax.

Things got more interesting when John mentioned that there was ANOTHER pumpkin
behind the bamboo bushes. I fished it out and then we had one for the winner, one for the loser. Play continued. Ben Harper told us that he brought that pumpkin with him when he moved in and remembered that it was his cause it had moles on it. We emptied them. Anne but notches on the top. It got cold. We moved inside, John lit a fire, we looked at it for 2 seconds and then left for happy hour at Cha Cha Cha in the dirty window Cobalt.

We ate and drank. Anne fake-ordered something on a touch screen server consoul. We then went to dump off our cars at pumpkin central, but we got tied up when the Sky flute, a saxophone, and bells made its way onto the porch. We had one visitor who lives across the street. He was nice and sat on the porch for a while. He agreed with us that Tupac-Richard-Robert is possibly a phony. The pumpkins aren't carved yet and the game ain't over. That is for sure (not a phony). The blooger photo thing is busted.. Will post photo of mug, pumpkins, ect ASAP

AnneKarin Glass

Matthew 6:33 But seek you first the Kingdom of God, and his righteousness, and all these things shall be given you.

"fake eraser"
"denim vest"

Editing new stuff.

Andy's photo and other

Stephanie was in town from Joshua Tree. We went downtown and got material. She is working on a new performance project. We installed escelators and elevators in Michael Levine. You know, when you walk behind a counter and scrunch down giving the IMPRESSION that you're on an escelator in a 1 story building. We had food, drove around in the rain, and then finished her SOUND FILE in DP4 which i just got compliments of my roommate. It has a car crash in it so it can't be too bad.
also:

Solid Waist is an original short story told through “live collage.” Metaphysics, subliminal messages, homophones, and pop music were starting points for this piece. The focus is set on two bassoonists and two saxophonists performing renditions of “Check on It” and “Soldier” by Beyonce Knowles. An accompanying “music video” made from bursts of clip art and stock photography illustrate Beyonce’s lyrics in a new and unusual way.

I think i am pushing the humor button a little too hard, now. Buffy and I had another exchange. This time, under another alias. Here's how things looked.
ALSO, the OSCARS ARE TODAY. I coudln't care less so Bob made a form and then we begged anyone we knew to fill it out trying to predict the winners. About 15 entry forms were filled out. First prize will win about $6. Good luck to all entries. You know who you are.

BREAKFAST
LUNCH
DINNER

I rubbed BuFfy135W the wrong way