chuck's blog : ___________: September 2006

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charles stolarek
17 flodden road
camberwell
london england SE59LH

So, after we looked at the apartment down the way from Emily and Bob, we got jello shot equipment and then went to the Lancer Joust in Roselle, Illinois. We got lost but luckily found a guy in a truck who knew how to get there. He asked us when we graduated so we just blirted out when we did, even though it wasn't from that high school we were looking for. He graduated in '88 so we made him feel old he said. Then when we were leaving i realized that if i/we had gone to that high school, why the f were we asking for directions??

The show was pretty alright. Collectively, we had hot chocolate, water, pizza, popcorn. I think it was mostly me who ate that junk. We rushed back to Chicago for a mini party. There was one person there named Chris who was friends with Emily and Bob. Other people had stopped by earlier but didn't stay. I ate too many jello shots and then we lit off firework sprinklers in the gigantic ant hills that this crazy janitor man was making. The crazy wild neighbors who we had met on the way over to look at the apartment were nowhere to be found.

We slept inn. Everyone except Anne who got up early to do dishes, take a shower, and wrap a towel around her head. We went up to our favorite Evanston restaurant for breakfast. We got lost goign there, too. There was a crazy man screaming on his bicycle and somebody throwing up down the way from Le Peep. Breakfast was great. The table was scattered with strawberry blended drinks, gigantic burritos, and cinnamonsters. Bob got 120 asparins next door for 99cents but failed to bring them back to his apartment. Somebody at Le Peep is currently heavily medicated.

Anne, Mike, and I parted ways with bob and emily cause they needed to get school work done. We went downtown for the 4pm Architectural Boat tour of Chicago. It wasn't til mother fing 5pm. We walked around looking for new shoes cause mine are falling apart. I noticed a muscular Asian on the street with tiny shorts on and a huge head of hair. I poinnted himm out to Anne and of course she knew him from Oakland. They mmostly talked about how the scene in Oakland was so dead and that dancing in Chicaqo at a strip club was a much better idea than staying west. By the time we got to the boat tour we were drenched because it was raining out. At least along the way, we saw another vversion of Anne and Mike. He had a Hawaiian shirt on and circle glasses, she had on a polka dot dress and a worried expression. We only admired them from afar. The boat tour was great once it stopped raining and everyone put down their umbrellas in front of us. She was pretty good excpet for that she said pretty much the same thing the whole hour and a half. Something about columns of brick that lead your eye up, riverfront walkways for walkers, and ground level restaurants. She also mentioned zigurat.

On the way back to the car, a homelass man sold me two $199 electronic razors for $100. I gave one to my dad and I kept the other one. It was momstly from my $600 winnings in Joliet, so i didn't feel that bad about spending $100 on face maintenance. They dropped me off at teh train station and it was so long. We had such a great time. I really like them both and Anne and I are getting married in a yaer if neither of us find anybody. I wonder if this statement angered Mike at all consdiering i think they are mildly hot and heavy.

Wednesday I flew to England. I am sort of a wreck and worried that I made a big mistake but also very focued and ready to start, get busy, and start working. I realized I was bitching about not knowing anybody and that my room sucks DESPITE i'm at the world's best school for what I want to do. I think I like predicting things will suck so that when or if they do, which they rarely do, I can say I told myself. I'm gonna get some work done and post pictures later. Mostly I bought some protein powder, walked around, signed my loan checks, and took a shower. I have 4 weeks of work to do in 1. Mostly drawings and sketches.

Chicago, IL

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Ty Pennington

Today is September 16, 2006. Last night, we all gathered at Harrah's Joliet following a nite stay with my mom after we were going to go to a Joliet American Legion band concert. The concert was not happening so we gambled all night long until we couldn't gamble any longer. Then my mom left to go to work at 7:00 AM in the morning. I went and got my new glasses, went to Kinkos, got gas. That's it. Then I went to the casino to wait for EVERYONE to arrive. Everyone= Anne Yambor, Michael DeLorean, Bob Peck, Emily Booth. Anne and Mike showed up with a communal suede bag and a tooth paste and shave kit ($1). They were SOOPER lost but they made it. Anne got grape fruit juice and we drank and played Roulette (there are BIG ant hills in the yard right now). We got nachos from Aisha. Aisha is only 18. She gave us free chipz. They went all over the ground and got on my shoe. Bob axed to have everything repeated.

Anne and Chuck are going to build a log cabin from scratch. Does anyone know about plumbing/electric?

So...the cot got delivered. Oh- we got steam rolled by Emily. We put the cot in the middle of 2 big beds. I did a "slip-slide" into the bed. The chocolates were gone.

In the morning Anne threw shiny candy in the air like confetti and read and showered hourz b-4 anyone woke up. Then everyone woke up and the wallz were really wet and drippy because there was a shower showering on standing H20.

We went downstairs and had breakfast. Our waitress was NOT L______. We had omelettes and there was a chocolate fountain. We dipped fruit in it.

The twins are on their way. We are getting married on September 16, 2007. Everyone's invited. We came back to Chicago so that Emily and Bob could do homework but they played video gamez.

Anne started smoking. 3 pills, 4 drinks, one cigareet, one long day, one period, one apartment.

We are going to look at an apartment for rent.

Illinois brick-a-brack

Today I went out to dinner with my parents at the Tin Fish down the street. When we got home I watched television with my grandma. There was this show on tv called “Last days on earth” where they were talking about the top 10 things that will end the existence of the earth. The 5th one was about an asteroid that is going to come into the earth’s atmosphere in 2026. I said, “Did you see that?” to her and she said “I’d rather die now”