Gravy R. Postmortem wrote today.
The lady at Mercury Auto Insurance was nice. One time she was talking to me and she was filling out something on her computer and then I said something and then she went to use her mouse and accidentally grabbed her STAPLER. HAHAHAHAHA

Mornin'

Kate sent this nice photo and this text accompanied it: and he took this photo at the bottom to capture the most amazing enormous biker nerd who was trying to hook up with all the blondes, while two brunettes were following him around all night trying to get his attention and then he went home with the one black woman in the bar... but the photo sucks... except for the part where I added Paula Poundstone.

I am excited about this week. I am setting up an interview for a teaching job in Japan, applying to do some work in Yosemite for the summer, finishing up my collection, starting my piece for the synchromy concert on April 9,class with Craig, and sending out a new order along with finishing up spring orders and their invoices. if anyone want s to play tennis in Los Angeles, let me know.

Yesterday I sewed three shirts, went and saw Unknown white maie, made soup, and started writing my Redcat piece. It is based on Check on it and Soldier by Beyonce.

A cat in a man's world.

Today, or yesterday Bob asked if he should grow a beard. I responded maybe. Things got even CRAZIER when he invited three of his friend to grow one as well. I think they chickened out so it is just me and him. Here is my before (me with white and blue shirt on. Bob is the one one). In three months we will celebrate by cutting it all off. Not really, but I didn't know what else to say to end this post.

LAS VEGAS was sweetness
1: left wednesday night
2: got to las vegas at 2am
3: room was free and it had a bathtub in it.
4: got up at 11am
5: went to buffet at Imperial Palace. they have a breathalizer machine you can use for 50 cents. if anybody wants the 411 on the location of the machine, email me at breathalizermachineinformation@hotmail.com
6: ate potatoes au grottin, beef, corn on the cob, trimmins and fixins
7: went to MAGIC, found sweet material
8:played fort knox and then won 16000 pennies on a machine. the guy next to me called his friend and told him/her about it.
9: drove home
10: got lost at 215
11: got home and then laughed at olympics for 2 minutes.
12: miki called
13: went to mice parade at the echo even though i was exhausted and already cancled plans with leslie.
14: stood around and saw a paperweight boy
15: drove home and watched American Idol.
16: went to sleep and stuck Birthday under my covers. He got out and opened up the door with his paw.

Dreamweaver class is as close to punishment as you get. There are random outbursts of complete crazy. For example, the teacher was explaining how the computers' desktops get cleaned off after every use because there are over 25, 000 kids who go to school there. Idiot #1 says, "25,000!!! That's a lot of students!!!" Also, Miau next to me was once in a self defense class, but it got canceled because the teacher was from Sweden and couldn't get his visa. She's making a website for her international meditation group. She is on the verge of showing me her daughter's wedding album. Our teacher gave us his phone number and office hours. His office hours are 4-6 on Tuesdays. If you come at 6:30 he probably won't be able to help you with your problem, though, because he needs to get prepared for class at 6:45.

A Dreamweaver class is starting up today at Santa Monica College. I was trying to figure out how to enroll online. The college is profling this slice of the student body. I'll fit right in.

Addy Tesfai : Business

When last seen, Addy Tesfai was scouring the campus grass looking for a wallet he’d lost somehow. “It was incredible!” he later recalls of the experience. “I went over to the SMC Police Office, and there was my wallet… with the $200 cash still in it! I really wanted to thank that person, but they’d just dropped it off and left.” But for Addy, good things happening at SMC are just to be expected.

BOOKS I STARTED READING TODAY. IF I DON'T UPDATE MY PRGROSS THAT MEANS I'M TOO LAZY TO READ.

Chris helped me make a sword.

Last nite i went to the gym with MIKI, we came home and made SALSA CHICKEN FIESTA and then played scrabble with John, Joy, Andy, and Tanya & Ahrum who responded to an ad on craigslist for game night. I wish I had enough guts to go to a stranger's house and play games. Turns out they knew mutual friends-acquaintances and also went to school in Rhode Island. We ended up playing pictionary for a few hours. Clues included: Little House on the Prarie, the big sleep, tongue tied, and Carrot Top. We all had to leave when the cops busted up our party and confiscated our drugs. Just kidding.

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A new store in Idaho wants goods so I'm gonna photograph what I have today and then tell them it's available. Then everybody will be happy.

My roommate thought up having dinner and game night tonite so that is gonna happen. Come over if you like Pictionary. My Address is 126 You Wish Avenue.

"THIS IS MY MA-CATTE"
-Jeremy Leichman 2002










TODAY I HAD an interview for a job. It went pretty smoothly. I felt smart when I left. I hope they want me. Unless they dont' want me, then I hated them anways. I talked about design methods and my target customer.

John is coming over in 15 minutes so we can put up all his windows on ebay. He called me and then said bye just like ANNE YAMBOR did. I like Anne. I remember when she brought JELLO SHOTS over to EMILY AND BOB's APARTMENT. I also remember when she hid under the stairs at 2121 North San Fernando when we had a stranger party. I'm still LOL.

KATE got a job at a chandelier factory in New Haven, CT

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JOHN AND I WENT TO LANGERS!!!!
TONITE IS CALIFORNIA EAR UNIT!!!!!!

ALSO: I forgot to post this picture. It is a drawing of some sort of drug on a door.
I cleaned out an inbox i forgot about these people sent emails, too.

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JOHN NEEDED STUFF PHOTOGRAPHED!!! mostly doors and windows. then i had to leave to go teach saxophone.

Today is the first day of the rest of my life. Just kidding.
Things tha thappened so far today: I got up at 5:00 to go to sell my wearables at the Rosebowl. I didn't really have a booth because I was on reserve, so they put me and my roommate's car in the handicapped section until 7:30. then i was escorted by an average looking man on a three wheeled motor bike to a spot in the pink section where i was greeted by two women who's names escape me who sold things they brought over from Brazil. I think she sold some bikinis, a few crocheted things that you wrap around your neck, and maybe purses. She needed to get some beer when the day was over. Also, the main woman asked me lots of questions that I sort of answered. B + R showed up with a stroller. She might get a new car. Then L showed up and we played scrabble on a card table and I sold a skirt. The sun started going down and then a lady with earplugs told me I couldn't leave even though it was 3:15.

THEN: PAUL BAILEY ENSEMBLE AT BEYOND BOROQUE in VENICE CA. IT was too sick. I have never heard such absolute craziness so well done. They did a harmonic deconstruction of Chaconne by Pezel that was out of this world. They were too good to be true, even though they are true.

I went to Europe in January. Here are some photos.

After locking himself out of his own car, the man suddenly realized that if he had made a duplicate copy of that car key, he wouldn't be standing in the pouring rain only to stare at the key that sat behind 1/8 inch of glass. His only option at this point was to break into his own car. The man raised an old tire iron he just found outside the Home Improvement shop he had just come to .. Wait, moments ago he had just gotten a copy of his car made inside the Home Improvement Center. But that's impossible considering the original was locked inside the car.

Sally stood alone in the park waiting for her doctor to call. She set her Spanish rice on the teeter tauter so she would have both hands free when the phone finally rang.

First she fell on me. Then she got up and fell flat on her face, and that made me laugh.

My breath froze as the watery angel hovered atop the sugary lava. Sparks spilled from her salivating mouth as the cherub began to cry and shriek in shrunken passages of German and French. It was only then that I realized that the fly that had been buzzing around the cherub's head wasn't a fly. It was actually a mosquitto with bigger wings than normal.

The concrete met my face as the eggs in my backpack were crushed by my forearm that had spun counter-clockwise in its socket. As the ambulance pulled up, my arm finally began to ache- mostly because I had been reaching for my chips that lie just out of reach.