I get emails from people with unusual email names everyday. They usually look like this:

Date: 2/14/2006 20:44:46 -0600
From: "Propinquity G. Teetering"
To: Chuck
Subject: Software All headers
Learn to build simple and clean websites that can bring in the dough...
Why pay big bucks? Create your OWN website now!

New software on our site:

Windows XP Professional - $69.95
After Effects 6 - $69.95
InDesign CS - $69.95
Office XP Professional - $79.95
Quark Xpress 6 Passport Multilanguage - $69.95
Office 2003 Professional (1 CD Edition) - $89.95
Windows 98 Second Edition - $49.95
Director MX 2004 - $69.95
Actobat 6.0 Pro - $79.95
Photo Painter 8 - $59.95
Windows XP Professional - $69.95
Office 97 SR2 - $49.95
Quark Xpress 6 Passport Multilanguage - $69.95
Picture It Premium 9 - $59.95

Our site:
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TONITE IS CALIFORNIA EAR UNIT!!!!!!

ALSO: I forgot to post this picture. It is a drawing of some sort of drug on a door.
I cleaned out an inbox i forgot about these people sent emails, too.

Stationers R. Gateway, Misleads C. Gainful, Implanted U. Noun, Abridgements D. Necking, Preview P. Roundabouts, Reevalute P. Simplifies, Colonel. H. Glistening, Paprika D. Offal, Definer H. Tonic, Fiat S. Moths, Painting H. Cardiology