After locking himself out of his own car, the man suddenly realized that if he had made a duplicate copy of that car key, he wouldn't be standing in the pouring rain only to stare at the key that sat behind 1/8 inch of glass. His only option at this point was to break into his own car. The man raised an old tire iron he just found outside the Home Improvement shop he had just come to .. Wait, moments ago he had just gotten a copy of his car made inside the Home Improvement Center. But that's impossible considering the original was locked inside the car.

Sally stood alone in the park waiting for her doctor to call. She set her Spanish rice on the teeter tauter so she would have both hands free when the phone finally rang.

First she fell on me. Then she got up and fell flat on her face, and that made me laugh.

My breath froze as the watery angel hovered atop the sugary lava. Sparks spilled from her salivating mouth as the cherub began to cry and shriek in shrunken passages of German and French. It was only then that I realized that the fly that had been buzzing around the cherub's head wasn't a fly. It was actually a mosquitto with bigger wings than normal.

The concrete met my face as the eggs in my backpack were crushed by my forearm that had spun counter-clockwise in its socket. As the ambulance pulled up, my arm finally began to ache- mostly because I had been reaching for my chips that lie just out of reach.