New Years was the bomb. We invented a new game. It's called truth or lies. I am gonna play the game with things that happened on New Years. 7 are thruth, 3 are lies. You figure it out.

1: I found a nickel in my Shrimp Basket from Clark Dog.

2: Mike bought socks at the Alsip Flea Market.

3: Emily and Bob's neighbors won the 3-legged race in the courtyard at quarter til January 1, 2007. They did not stick around to see our sprarkler display.

4: Danielle insisted that Anne and I not put food coloring in our hay-tea.

5: The night before New Years, three of us went out to a bar with two lesbian band directors who ate 1.75 grilled cheeses. On the way out, Anne and the smaller lesbian were in the bathroom together when the lights went out.

6: The party zone (B + E's apartment) has a ceiling fan with 3 blades.

7: Abby's boyfriend drank beer out of his shoe while Abby was looking for a stamp in his wallet.

8: Bob pushed a plant cover at the Frank Lloyd Wright house and water went everywhere. A woman in a group photo quickly turned her head.

9: I made it to the Lasalle train station with 20 seconds to spare or else I would have had to wait for two hours. On the train, a dude talked about being drunk and puking all over his hotel room. His friend was also on the phone. He talked about poker tournaments and how it took 7 weeks to get a free teeshirt from Fulltiltpoker.com.

10: I used some hair conditioner to oil Bob and Emily's squeeky door hinge.