I am in Illinois. On my way here, I heard these things in the airport, post office, train, ect.

1: Would you like any ornaments, baubbles, trinkets, or framed art?
2: I wouldn't want to be black, would you?
3: Have you heard of the Navajo Indians? Well, in high school, my girlfriend moved to a reservation.
4: Cookie Crumb Cruncher
5: Are those real pearls?
6: Bring me a 1/2 gallon of whole milk.

Time for U-Nique. Bye.