O my god. I have the best idea. I am going to do a play by play.
I was gonna write about this tv show that is UNBELIEVABLE. It is called “world’s worst driver." From here on, I am typing AS IT IS ON TV. THIS IS LIVE TYPING. They are doing this thing where they brought the world’s worst drivers to a stunt course to try stuff. HAHAAH Timid Tim as they call him crashed into a barrel.. OMG they have these awful flash clips of cars crashing that they have used twice already. HAHAHAHA some lady just crashed into a pole and then put her hands above her head. .. She got out of the car and ran towards a sprinkler. OMG These cars are oing so fast. Timid tim just said “WHAT AM I DOING”??? HAHAHAHA. Swiss Lillian is my favorite. She is squinting and frowning and running over water bottles. Now they have a breaking trail, where they put the driver’s prized possession at the end.. and they had to try to stop within ten feet. But everybody is smashing into the stuff. OMG somebody’s favorite vaccuum just fell over. A lady has a statue of Charlie Chaplain and it just went crashing to the ground. SHE CANT DRIVE!! HAHAHAH. I laughed two times but didn’t enter anything.Woah Craig is HAHAAHHHA going really fast There is smoke everywhere and the car is going in one direction, the wheels are spinning in another, and smoke is going in a third. There were two fat people from Australia on before that I really liked, but they’re not in this segment. The bonkers Belgians are losing control AGAIN. And AGAIN.. HAHAHAHAHAhaaa AGAIN.. Those two just can’t drive straight.. O MY GOD.. The sound affects are so good. The narrator is introducing the next segment. He says that bad driving usually comes with bad language. Crazy Carl just got bleeped!!! He can’t see out the window cause it is too steamy. O MY GOD> they did this thing where they put a huge hole in the roof and a gigantic bucket of water on the roof, and if they drive too crazy the water comes leaking in the car!!! Grandmother Kay storms likea storm trooper. They are blurring her mouth cause her language is so bad. The two Denmark kids are swearing so much, it sounds like Morse Code. Even Lydia is getting into the act. She is cussing a lot!! Now, they’ve put them in jeeps in a forrest. The narrator said that following lots of swearing, general hysteria and crying follows.!! The men are mostly laughing though.
Okay, a Pizza Hut commercial is on. I am gonna write about what happened today. I got saxophone reeds, finished my research for “color project” and then went to clarinet class. It was about 10 people that were pretty bad. The teacher is a really REALLY good player though so that might be good. We did a bunch of group thing, and then everybody played a solo that they’ve been working on the whole semester. Then they decided to go to a pub. They invited me but I said no, because I had too much work to do. That was a mistake, cause this one lady in the the class seems really fun. She is about 70, wears super thick glasses, and a huge sweater. OMG she had this clarinet neck strap like you wear for saxophone playing, but instead of going around the neck, it went down into suspenders in the back. The best part about her is that she is partially blind. She told me. So she has to photocopy her music really big so she can read it. IT WAS HUGE and it wasn’t even taped together to be big, it was photocopied really big. I don’t even know of a printer that can print that big, but when she was playing her solo, I could barely see her huge glasses from behind her music. When she was standing there getting ready to start playing, I said she looked like a dwarf elf cause her music was so big, which made her look small. I told her she should get a really big pencil, and music stand and then she’ll TOTALLY look too small. She laughed and said “yeah.”
Ok, world’s worst driver is back on. So far, Dan is in the lead to win world’s worst driver. They offered him 10,000 pounds tfor his car because they felt like he was a threat on the road and he accepted it. Then they had him push a button and his car blew up!!!
This next segment is on driving with your mom. Becky is driving with her mom. Becky is trying to reverse, but she’s not good at it. OMG I love this show. They’re driving on the closed course again. The parts where they drive around real towns is better, cause they are being reckless for real. Becky blew out her tire and it is flat. Also, my favorite part is where they put all the bad drivers in a parking garage and they have to do stuff. Soah, some babe ran into a dumpster, and now it is rolling all around the garage knocking into things and spreading garbage everywhere. Now they have to go around supermarket carts and they are going everywhere!!! The casualty rate for the carts is absolutely epic!! Okay, they’re back outside now.. Some lady in Switzerland is driving over big boulders.. !!! hahahahahahah.. hahahah more funny graphics. The narrator said that “every driver is frighteningly real and nothing is faked to make funny tv. Everything is real, ask the camera men.”
OMG now they are diving trucks.. the guy totally ruined his muffler and it is spraying sparks everywhere.. Itt is funny!!! OMG some guy’s bumper is totally gone and he ran into two other cars that aren’t part of the show and now he ran into a cammeramman.. HAHAHAH carnage!! OH the fat people are back. They are driving through bushes on accident. FYI: most of the cameras are fixed to the cars. The truck driver is back. The sound guy is running like a wild man from the crazy drivers. I kind of wish this was over, but I am still enjoying it. The Australian people are driving in a parking lot and crashing into other cars, cause they can’t drive. She is trying to turn right but not fast enough and ran over two signs!!! And now a garbage can!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAH Now a couple is fighting whether nor not the husband went through a red light, he says no, she says yes. Now he is trying to park. PEOPLE ARE HONKING BECAUSE HE IS TAKING TOO LONG. Now she is cussing. Hahahah.. they are driving out in public again, I am on pins and needles. Some old guy is driving and a bus cut him off!!! He got frustrated and turned off the car in the middle of the street!! Some woman wants to quit the show, cause she is so frustrated with her driving. They are on a dirt course, and some lady is afraid to drive down a steep hill. She is crying. SHE DID IT!! She faced her fears!! OMG .. Some crazy guy backed his van into a pile of bikes. The narrator said we are “skidding ot the end”. This shit is almost over. Now they are doing a vignette on how women can’t parallel park. Especially when three firefighters are spraying them with a hose to make it appear to be raining. The “elements”. Welsh Kay can’t do it either. In fact, she’s worse. She is swearing at her husband. She just keeps going back and forth and there is smoke and water everywhere. It’s sunny out, and she has her windshield wipers on and there are car alarms going off . Now she is crying. The guys aren’t much better. He broke off his mirror!!! Now his alarm went off!!! HAHAHAHAAHAH
OMG>… HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH AHAHAAH AHAHA HA AHHAHA AH AHA HA HAHHAHA Some guy came speeding down a hill so fast and then turned the weel so fast and parell parked and crashed into the curb so hard his coffee went spilling everywhere. MAGGIE CANT PARK IN AUSTRALIE EITHER. She’s a local legend, the narrator says. But at the very end, almost perfect, she crashed into the car behind her. She got out of the car and screamed “I DID IT I DID IT”. Part three is over. Part four is about what makes a bad driver scream. I am gonna enjoy it without typing. See you later.
I was gonna write about this tv show that is UNBELIEVABLE. It is called “world’s worst driver." From here on, I am typing AS IT IS ON TV. THIS IS LIVE TYPING. They are doing this thing where they brought the world’s worst drivers to a stunt course to try stuff. HAHAAH Timid Tim as they call him crashed into a barrel.. OMG they have these awful flash clips of cars crashing that they have used twice already. HAHAHAHA some lady just crashed into a pole and then put her hands above her head. .. She got out of the car and ran towards a sprinkler. OMG These cars are oing so fast. Timid tim just said “WHAT AM I DOING”??? HAHAHAHA. Swiss Lillian is my favorite. She is squinting and frowning and running over water bottles. Now they have a breaking trail, where they put the driver’s prized possession at the end.. and they had to try to stop within ten feet. But everybody is smashing into the stuff. OMG somebody’s favorite vaccuum just fell over. A lady has a statue of Charlie Chaplain and it just went crashing to the ground. SHE CANT DRIVE!! HAHAHAH. I laughed two times but didn’t enter anything.Woah Craig is HAHAAHHHA going really fast There is smoke everywhere and the car is going in one direction, the wheels are spinning in another, and smoke is going in a third. There were two fat people from Australia on before that I really liked, but they’re not in this segment. The bonkers Belgians are losing control AGAIN. And AGAIN.. HAHAHAHAHAhaaa AGAIN.. Those two just can’t drive straight.. O MY GOD.. The sound affects are so good. The narrator is introducing the next segment. He says that bad driving usually comes with bad language. Crazy Carl just got bleeped!!! He can’t see out the window cause it is too steamy. O MY GOD> they did this thing where they put a huge hole in the roof and a gigantic bucket of water on the roof, and if they drive too crazy the water comes leaking in the car!!! Grandmother Kay storms likea storm trooper. They are blurring her mouth cause her language is so bad. The two Denmark kids are swearing so much, it sounds like Morse Code. Even Lydia is getting into the act. She is cussing a lot!! Now, they’ve put them in jeeps in a forrest. The narrator said that following lots of swearing, general hysteria and crying follows.!! The men are mostly laughing though.
Okay, a Pizza Hut commercial is on. I am gonna write about what happened today. I got saxophone reeds, finished my research for “color project” and then went to clarinet class. It was about 10 people that were pretty bad. The teacher is a really REALLY good player though so that might be good. We did a bunch of group thing, and then everybody played a solo that they’ve been working on the whole semester. Then they decided to go to a pub. They invited me but I said no, because I had too much work to do. That was a mistake, cause this one lady in the the class seems really fun. She is about 70, wears super thick glasses, and a huge sweater. OMG she had this clarinet neck strap like you wear for saxophone playing, but instead of going around the neck, it went down into suspenders in the back. The best part about her is that she is partially blind. She told me. So she has to photocopy her music really big so she can read it. IT WAS HUGE and it wasn’t even taped together to be big, it was photocopied really big. I don’t even know of a printer that can print that big, but when she was playing her solo, I could barely see her huge glasses from behind her music. When she was standing there getting ready to start playing, I said she looked like a dwarf elf cause her music was so big, which made her look small. I told her she should get a really big pencil, and music stand and then she’ll TOTALLY look too small. She laughed and said “yeah.”
Ok, world’s worst driver is back on. So far, Dan is in the lead to win world’s worst driver. They offered him 10,000 pounds tfor his car because they felt like he was a threat on the road and he accepted it. Then they had him push a button and his car blew up!!!
This next segment is on driving with your mom. Becky is driving with her mom. Becky is trying to reverse, but she’s not good at it. OMG I love this show. They’re driving on the closed course again. The parts where they drive around real towns is better, cause they are being reckless for real. Becky blew out her tire and it is flat. Also, my favorite part is where they put all the bad drivers in a parking garage and they have to do stuff. Soah, some babe ran into a dumpster, and now it is rolling all around the garage knocking into things and spreading garbage everywhere. Now they have to go around supermarket carts and they are going everywhere!!! The casualty rate for the carts is absolutely epic!! Okay, they’re back outside now.. Some lady in Switzerland is driving over big boulders.. !!! hahahahahahah.. hahahah more funny graphics. The narrator said that “every driver is frighteningly real and nothing is faked to make funny tv. Everything is real, ask the camera men.”
OMG now they are diving trucks.. the guy totally ruined his muffler and it is spraying sparks everywhere.. Itt is funny!!! OMG some guy’s bumper is totally gone and he ran into two other cars that aren’t part of the show and now he ran into a cammeramman.. HAHAHAH carnage!! OH the fat people are back. They are driving through bushes on accident. FYI: most of the cameras are fixed to the cars. The truck driver is back. The sound guy is running like a wild man from the crazy drivers. I kind of wish this was over, but I am still enjoying it. The Australian people are driving in a parking lot and crashing into other cars, cause they can’t drive. She is trying to turn right but not fast enough and ran over two signs!!! And now a garbage can!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAH Now a couple is fighting whether nor not the husband went through a red light, he says no, she says yes. Now he is trying to park. PEOPLE ARE HONKING BECAUSE HE IS TAKING TOO LONG. Now she is cussing. Hahahah.. they are driving out in public again, I am on pins and needles. Some old guy is driving and a bus cut him off!!! He got frustrated and turned off the car in the middle of the street!! Some woman wants to quit the show, cause she is so frustrated with her driving. They are on a dirt course, and some lady is afraid to drive down a steep hill. She is crying. SHE DID IT!! She faced her fears!! OMG .. Some crazy guy backed his van into a pile of bikes. The narrator said we are “skidding ot the end”. This shit is almost over. Now they are doing a vignette on how women can’t parallel park. Especially when three firefighters are spraying them with a hose to make it appear to be raining. The “elements”. Welsh Kay can’t do it either. In fact, she’s worse. She is swearing at her husband. She just keeps going back and forth and there is smoke and water everywhere. It’s sunny out, and she has her windshield wipers on and there are car alarms going off . Now she is crying. The guys aren’t much better. He broke off his mirror!!! Now his alarm went off!!! HAHAHAHAAHAH
OMG>… HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH AHAHAAH AHAHA HA AHHAHA AH AHA HA HAHHAHA Some guy came speeding down a hill so fast and then turned the weel so fast and parell parked and crashed into the curb so hard his coffee went spilling everywhere. MAGGIE CANT PARK IN AUSTRALIE EITHER. She’s a local legend, the narrator says. But at the very end, almost perfect, she crashed into the car behind her. She got out of the car and screamed “I DID IT I DID IT”. Part three is over. Part four is about what makes a bad driver scream. I am gonna enjoy it without typing. See you later.
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