Monday, I took Joy to Wisconsin Dells, WI for her birthday. The drive was cool except every 3 minutes I thought we were on the wrong road. A crazy man at the Dunkin Donuts told us to stay on 90W 10 times in a row so we figured we’d trust him. He was right. We had pizza and then went to Noah’s ARC. The first ride we went on was the Black Anaconda. IT RULED. It's a new kind of water ride that is a ½ waterslide, ½ roller coaster. It rained most of the day but that meant nobody was there and we could go right on the ride without waiting a G.D. second. We went on everything once but spent most of our time breaking into lockers and stealing stuff from the gift shop. We got candy apples when we were leaving and headed to downtown Wisconsin Dells to souvenir hunt. I saw a man give his three 15-year-old children allowances in an arcade. I got new shoes for ½ off. We drove home. We were exhausted. Most of our pain came from jumping off the zip line and expecting out arms to hold our weight. I mean, they could, but the way the zip line was set up was more advantageous for kids to not tear a bicep than an adult. I love Wisconsin.