This last weekend I went to Illinois to visit my parents and grandma's.
I was next door at my grandma's for a while, until she started telling me to give her ten dollars. She had a $50 bill, but didnt want to give it all up. So I didnt really want any money, so i went back next door to have dinner w/ my parents. My dad made sizzlin steaks. Then we were watching the Serena vs. Yelena in that amazing final and I heard smush, smush, smush, and my grandma w/ no cane came flying aroudn the corner and handed me the $50. You think she would know better about the no shoe policy. Later, she told us about how her beautician hired a new shampooer and they do a bad job cause they mostly scrub the bottom. Also, when presented w/ a glass of water following her appointment, the glass was only 1/2 full.